Christians are so ... urgh.

The Onion makes me cry. Or cringe, in any case. Come on everyone; cringe with me!

http://www.theonion.com/articles/kind-bearded-christian-has-guitar-story-to-tell,926/



this one's interesting too: http://www.theonion.com/articles/smart-qualified-people-behind-the-scenes-keeping-a,17954/ particularly this salient point: "the reality is most of the smart, qualified people in this country are wasting away in assistant professorships at struggling public universities or making millions of dollars in some venture capital group. In fact, that's exactly the kind of job I would have right now if I were a real person. Which I'm not."