Glorious Mother Russia! (to be said in a thick accent)

It's (semi) official - this site has had a visit from Russia! As they're no longer mostly atheists over there, it's unlikely to be the KGB trying to shut me down, so that's even better! In fact, I'm so excited that I say in a loud slightly slurred voice: "vodkas on the house!" (You can choose any house you like to drink your alcohol atop of, just not mine. The slurring is due to tiredness and that alone.)

If I could remember any of the handful of Russian words I once learnt, I would say something witty for this visitor in the unlikely event that he/she returns. But I don't, so I wont.