Mar 26, 2010

"May I have your babies?"

"No, but adopting is a great idea. There are tons of babies that are in need of a loving family."

It's been a while, but with so many asking me the titular question, I had to share the above wisdom, taken from

This one is also relevant, since I don't have any musical aspirations:
Q: Can I be in your band?
A: Probably not.

The names of some (presumably Metal) bands amuse me somewhat; like, how about listening to some Municipal Waste in your messy bedroom, or if you're bored with what's on TV, absorb a little Through The Eyes of The Dead or, hey, why not turn to It Dies Today or A Vacant Affair for your wedding band? (It seems the season for engagements after all.)

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